Today RR had a fun day. He went to his annual company picnic and made the rounds. The only problem was... well, he forgot to tell anyone where he was headed.

For several nerve-wrenching hours, a search team drove around looking for the CEO, but they had no luck. Apparently, RR's cell phone had gone dead as well, since he wasn't answering.

Finally, around 4 pm, RR came strolling home, acting like it was nothing.

Yeesh, you'd think he would at least be courteous enough to invite the people he keeps to his company picnic.

RR was so stressed out and tired on Friday, he came home and just crashed all night. He watched his favorite show, Planet Earth on DVD and ate two-thirds of a pound of raw shrimp he'd had flown in from the East coast.

On Saturday morning, he went to the mall to do his laps.

Mr. Roller Rickey hosted a dinner party at his home for all of favorite employees. Yes, he has favorites. Dinner was cheezburger catterole finished with a 2006 Cycles Gladiator Cabernet Sauvignon California. Shh... RR won't tell if you won't.

Roller Rickey Horton is a Fat Cat Republican. Oh, you better believe it alright. This was taken from his iPhone at a party tonight for a certain Republican candidate. The dog beside him is his personal assistant who runs his errands and does his laundry.

Unfortunately, because RR is a CEO, we can't tell you who he supports.

This weekend, RR is hosting a private party at Bonefish for some of his closest associates and clients.

Today, he had a barbeque sandwich for lunch from Lawlers. He drank two cups of water and complained that he thought his "sugar might be actin' up again." This afternoon, he finished reviewing the budget for the 2011 fiscal year and then went outside and smoked an imported Cuban cigar.

Today Roller Rickey was very upset when he discovered raw oysters were probably going to be off of a lot of seafood menus for a while due the oil spill.

So he had to settle for his second favorite lunch - a fresh bird outside his office window. Shh... don't tell anyone.

Above he is pictured going off about the 2010 budget cuts.

This past weekend, Double R made a midnight run to Kentucky with some associates. Yep, Roller Rickey is all about the Kentucky Derby - held of course in his collegiate state of Kentucky.

Since the UK fiasco a couple of months ago and the money Roller Rickey lost, he decided to stop putting all of his eggs into one basket - or all of his money into one horse.

He looked at the odds very carefully, then decided upon two obvious choices:

American Lion - Chosen because RR considers himself A Lion among Cats
Dean's Kitten - Chosen because RR was once a kitten himself, and therefore felt a connection

Unfortunately for RR, neither of his choices won.

Guess who had a cool 100 G on Super Saver? Oh you guess it.

Leonard.

Pff.