What is new with Rickey?

Today he had his usual Monday morning meeting, where he discussed the FY2011 budget cuts and the impact the recession has had on his accounts. He then signed a lot of documents with a Cross Pen Apogee Executive AT0126-10 Fountain Pen Sterling Silver with Platinum Trim that someone gave him for his recent birthday.

A memo then went out to all departments stating that for Christmas, Rickey would like fine leathers, Italian cigars, and all the best wines that "can not be shipped to Alabama."

He then ate a barbeque sandwich and left work early.

Rickey, o a typical day off from work. Clearly not concerned with his wrongful termination lawsuit.

Today RR had to fire a guy. Apparently someone complained the employee had used too much toilet paper. The allegations were proven to be all too true.

Roller Rickey called an emergency all-hands-on corporate meeting today at 11:45 am - 1:30 pm exactly.

Seeing as how the meeting made him miss the company's regularly scheduled lunch hour, he was prepared as he took his seat at the head of the table.

"Oh, you guys don't mind if I eat, do you?"

Roller Rickey just returned from a weeklong vacation to Vegas. He had a blast and played the craps tables all night long. He played Blackjack and Keno and went to see Garth Brooks' Vegas show. He also toured the Hoover Dam and entertained/threw a party for his fine clients in his luxury suite at the MGM Grand. After all, he is a CEO.

He declines to say how much money he won... or lost. Don't worry though, he alway has a plan. Roller Rickey Horton never declares bankruptcy. He just transfers his debt to William Charles Snider.

All cats work in accounts. Not accounting, per say, but accounts. On a recent teleconference, Roller Rickey recently found out how true that was, and that he has fierce competition in the Japanese market.

The video:



RR at dinner upon seeing the video:

Today RR had a fun day. He went to his annual company picnic and made the rounds. The only problem was... well, he forgot to tell anyone where he was headed.

For several nerve-wrenching hours, a search team drove around looking for the CEO, but they had no luck. Apparently, RR's cell phone had gone dead as well, since he wasn't answering.

Finally, around 4 pm, RR came strolling home, acting like it was nothing.

Yeesh, you'd think he would at least be courteous enough to invite the people he keeps to his company picnic.