Rickey after his night in.

Rickey's Night In

Rickey decided it was way too cold to go out with his friends tonight, so he settled for a night in of relaxation and bliss. Sushi, Mad Men, and a 2008 Protocolo wine. All of his favorite things.

RR has been busy these past few weeks.

After an intense meeting in August to discuss the 2011 budgetary finance proposal overview draft plan, he flew to exotic Cancun to wine and dine his top-notch clients south of the border. He has to keep up with all of his accounts.

After he returned home, he went to several parties around town for only the very elite. Then he took a day off to have the tires rotated on his Mini Cooper.

Finally, RR got fancy and purchased iPads for everyone at the office. "We really think these new iPads will increase productivity and give the employees a much needed boost," said an assistant on his behalf.

What is new with Rickey?

Today he had his usual Monday morning meeting, where he discussed the FY2011 budget cuts and the impact the recession has had on his accounts. He then signed a lot of documents with a Cross Pen Apogee Executive AT0126-10 Fountain Pen Sterling Silver with Platinum Trim that someone gave him for his recent birthday.

A memo then went out to all departments stating that for Christmas, Rickey would like fine leathers, Italian cigars, and all the best wines that "can not be shipped to Alabama."

He then ate a barbeque sandwich and left work early.

Rickey, o a typical day off from work. Clearly not concerned with his wrongful termination lawsuit.

Today RR had to fire a guy. Apparently someone complained the employee had used too much toilet paper. The allegations were proven to be all too true.

Roller Rickey called an emergency all-hands-on corporate meeting today at 11:45 am - 1:30 pm exactly.

Seeing as how the meeting made him miss the company's regularly scheduled lunch hour, he was prepared as he took his seat at the head of the table.

"Oh, you guys don't mind if I eat, do you?"