Roller Rickey enjoyed his favorite restaurant again on Friday, and sat at his special corner booth. He order raw oysters, and ate two dozen. Upon finishing the oysters, he was nearly kicked out for lighting up a cigar inside.

He settled for a cup of coffee instead.

After work, he was fitted for a new suit. He wore it to the Lutheran church this morning.

This was Roller Rickey on New Years. This picture was never supposed to be shown. To anyone.

Double R watched this today.

He had no words. Just no words.

You see, he went to business school with Leonard, who was a show-off all through college. Leonard thought he was hot stuff because he was the son of the inventor of cat nip mice.

Apparently, Leonard still thinks he's hot stuff since he has his own sitcom.

This weekend, Roller Rickey is enjoying himself in his weekend getaway cabin.

Like most Americans, he dreads Monday.

Today RR sent one of his IT guys down to the Apple store to check out the iPad.

The IT guy decided it would be great if they were a music company, but sadly, they are not.

Roller Rickey enjoyed a barbeque sandwich today for lunch, then headed into an intense 1 pm all-staff meeting.

After that, he was caught licking himself in his office, then he considered running a Ponzi scheme of sorts.

Then he considered otherwise.

Roller Rickey has an account executive on a trip this week. Apparently, this morning he became so concerned that they were spending too much money and he made them go to a Kinko's to scan and fax in their receipts.

RR can be quite the tyrant.

Today RR enjoyed delicious lunch of raw oysters at Wintzell's with some of his top-tier associates. He then returned to his mid-rise office where he enjoyed his afternoon cigars before going inside.

So, this is Roller Rickey. He is a Cat Executive Officer. He graduated with a Master of Cat Administration for the University of Kentucky, where he loved Wildcats basketball. Roller Rickey is UK obsessed. He lost an unspeakable amount of money last month, pitched a fit, and tore up some curtains. He declined to comment further, and we won't speculate on his gambling losses.

Roller Rickey drives a Mini Cooper. He sometimes carpools with other cats who work in Research Park. His Mini Cooper is red with a white top. So whenever you see one driving down the road, you better believe it's him. He's been thinking about trading it in for a Porsche.

This morning, he is putting on his best suit and going to church. RR is a Lutheran. No idea why, since neither of the people he owns were raised Lutheran. Apparently, someone from work got him into it by inviting him to church. The rest is catstory.