So, this is Roller Rickey. He is a Cat Executive Officer. He graduated with a Master of Cat Administration for the University of Kentucky, where he loved Wildcats basketball. Roller Rickey is UK obsessed. He lost an unspeakable amount of money last month, pitched a fit, and tore up some curtains. He declined to comment further, and we won't speculate on his gambling losses.

Roller Rickey drives a Mini Cooper. He sometimes carpools with other cats who work in Research Park. His Mini Cooper is red with a white top. So whenever you see one driving down the road, you better believe it's him. He's been thinking about trading it in for a Porsche.

This morning, he is putting on his best suit and going to church. RR is a Lutheran. No idea why, since neither of the people he owns were raised Lutheran. Apparently, someone from work got him into it by inviting him to church. The rest is catstory.