What is new with Rickey?

Today he had his usual Monday morning meeting, where he discussed the FY2011 budget cuts and the impact the recession has had on his accounts. He then signed a lot of documents with a Cross Pen Apogee Executive AT0126-10 Fountain Pen Sterling Silver with Platinum Trim that someone gave him for his recent birthday.

A memo then went out to all departments stating that for Christmas, Rickey would like fine leathers, Italian cigars, and all the best wines that "can not be shipped to Alabama."

He then ate a barbeque sandwich and left work early.